jacqueline (panicky, to her wardrobe team): there's a run in my stocking! and i have to get on the red carpet now!! what do i do???
wardrobe team: not to worry. we tear it here and here and there and on the other side. now wear some stockings on your arms and we'll put some runs in there too to match. where's that bappida-sized stocking? ah, here it is. now wear this over your dress. we'll match that too. also, take the canopy from that umbrella out of its shaft. no no, we're not going to use the shaft, just the canopy. there's a proper skirt now. you're all set. go go go!
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