i don't know who the stud-wannabe-in-the-leather-jacket-with-three-pockets-on-one-side is. i'm happy that he's at least not holding his cellphone in his hand, with so many pockets to put them in. what i'm more interested in is this: does this uufo know the difference between grease paint and make-up? and that one's for reel life and the other for real life? and that posing for a photograph does not constitute reel life?