Friday, August 11, 2017

aashiqeeeeeeeee 2


a leading ornithologist has confirmed our suspicions.

according to noted bird expert salman ali, birds show their displeasure on most occasions by p**ping on something or someone (not necessarily a statue--although, come to think of it, that might explain the constipated look on most bollywood stars' wax statues in madame tussaud's).

but on some rare occasions--such as a shraddha kapoor fashion faux pas--they have been known to walk first in red clay and then all over that...thing that caused the faux pas in the first place.

the jury is still out on whether salman ali is referring to shraddha kapoor or her dress as being the "thing" that the birds walked all over.

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