beswara bhaskar

oh swara, i know you were trying to hit the high notes with this outfit, but it feels so off-key in so many ways.

that ruffle now. what were you thinking? that you had just walked out of a downton abbey set?
and that lampshade--i'm not sure if ikea would carry that even if you sold it back to them on olx or some such site.

knowing you though, you probably gave yourself nil battey sannata for this number. hopefully.