there once was a count
from the land of transylvania
who had a strange mount
with what looked like two large crania.
this gigantic arachnid, yes, it was a spider,
was a black and white tarantula.
one day, the count on the mount spied her
this strange version of himself, dracula.
and even though she didn't wear a bindi
he thought to speak up a bit in hindi.
"Pointy ears, pointy collars, black nails, yaani
arey, yeh to woh hai, model--kya naam hai--gupta, haan, sayani."
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